Ever wonder how to become a woke white person? In this step by step instructional, you’ll slice through social justice warrior school and emerge with a high level degree in woke-ology. You’ll know not only how to get offended by anything, you’ll understand how to accrue woke social justice warrior points by canceling other white people for not taking enough action to heal racism. As a woke white person, you’ll be serving your country well in your integral role in cancel culture.